| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
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