| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
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