| Acronym | Meaning |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |