| Acronym | Meaning |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |