| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
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