| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
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