| Acronym | Meaning |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |