| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
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