| Acronym | Meaning |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |