| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
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