| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
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