| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
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