| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
Browse by Letter:
