| Acronym | Meaning |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |