| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
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