| Acronym | Meaning |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |