| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
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