| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
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