| Acronym | Meaning |
 | COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
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