| Acronym | Meaning |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |