| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
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