| Acronym | Meaning |
 | RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
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