| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
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