| Acronym | Meaning |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |