| Acronym | Meaning |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |