| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
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