| Acronym | Meaning |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |