| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
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