| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
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