| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
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