| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
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