| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
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