| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
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