| Acronym | Meaning |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |