| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
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