| Acronym | Meaning |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |