| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
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