| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
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