| Acronym | Meaning |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |