| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
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