| Acronym | Meaning |
 | COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
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