| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
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