| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
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