| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
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