| Acronym | Meaning |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |