| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
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