| Acronym | Meaning |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |