| Acronym | Meaning |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |