| Acronym | Meaning |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |