| Acronym | Meaning |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |