| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
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