| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
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