| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
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