| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
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