| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
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