| Acronym | Meaning |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |