| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
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