| Acronym | Meaning |
 | VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
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